Most delicious whole wheat waffles

For Mother’s Day this year I made my mom a waffle breakfast, complete with whipped cream, strawberries and Van Morrison (her fave). Because it was a special day I bought some real maple syrup. I didn’t feel like myself buying it. Maple syrup has always seemed out of my league. Perhaps I was feeling a bit flashy because it was my first mother’s day. Perhaps it was a date with destiny, a precursor the great waffle comeback…

When my siblings and I were children (5 in total) our house was never a place where any sort of treat lasted long. The reigning philosophy was to  consume as much as you could as quickly as possible. Anyone who wished to savour something nice would just miss out unless he or she hid it quite well. We were a crafty and insatiable crew.

With this in mind that Mother’s Day morning, I put my small $12 bottle of maple syrup on the table hesitantly, feeling greedy and nervous that my teenage brothers would drown their waffles in my liquid gold. Part of me wanted to say, “Get your free-loading hands off this maple syrup, I bought it with my OWN money, and it is only for mothers.” and then ration them their syrup for each waffle. They’d be all like “What? That’s not enough! Look how much you gave yourself!” and I’d say “It’s not BROTHER’S day” and kick them under the table.

If I were to succumb to this urge another Mother’s Day would have been wrecked by our petty disagreements. Had we ever succeeded at this Mother’s Day test? Might we finally, now that I, the eldest, was 25 and had a bun in the oven myself? Was the maple syrup so important? I was really feeling like it was. I was ready to grab it as soon as someone reached for it.

To my surprise none of my siblings wanted the maple syrup. They chose the maple and butter-flavoured syrup. Pancake syrup. Sometimes I feel like my teenage siblings are crazy (they spend hours watching funny cat videos on YouTube). But I’m not complaining. I said nothing and passed the maple syrup to my parents quietly, maturely you might even say. There was no bickering.

The whole experience got me back on the waffle train in a big way. Obviously waffles are a great excuse for eating maple syrup. In the weeks leading up to my due date I experimented with lots of different waffle recipes. I abandoned the method of whipping the egg whites and folding them in to achieve that waffle fluff. As far as I’m concerned the texture is not so superior to the baking powder waffle recipes as to warrant the extra effort. This is the recipe I eventually worked out. I like it better than all the rest, except for an apple butter waffle recipe that I will share when I have apple butter again, which will be soon, because its apple season!

I don’t go 100% whole wheat, but you easily could. They’d just be a bit heavier. Sometimes I use a mixture of whole wheat, white and barley flour. The barley flour is the only thing that gives waffles (or pancakes for that matter) a density that makes them filling enough for RRTT to consider them a legitimate meal. I find this recipe totally sufficient. I made tons of them, froze them, and then cooked them in the toaster once I had my baby and needed something quick and mapley at random times of the day or night.

Whole Wheat Waffles

1 c whole wheat flour
3/4 c all-purpose flour
2 tbsp sugar
1 tbsp baking powder
1/2 tsp sea salt
2 farm eggs
1 3/4 c milk
1/2 c melted butter
2 tsp vanilla

Mix wet.

Beat eggs and milk together.

Add melted butter.

Add vanilla and mix.

Mix dry.

Combine flours, baking soda, sugar and salt. Mix ’em or sift ’em.

Mix wet and dry together.

Mix.

Mix mix.

Pour batter onto greased waffle griddle.

I put about 1/2 c of batter onto mine.

Cook until golden and crispy.

Like this.

Top with butter and maple sizzurp and enjoy!!

Top with a decoratively sliced plum (optional).

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Yellow Summer Squash Chocolate Cake: How to use your overwhelming harvest of cucurbits

Last week featured the hottest days of the summer, as far as I have noticed. The Boobie Monster and I really stuck together during mealtimes. I had to do a lot of jiggling and foot-tickling to keep her awake enough to ingest her soporific diet of warm milk so that we could split up and let the fan blow us dry. My knee pits dripped sweat.

Then we had a thunderstorm. It blew and boomed and rained and when the sky cleared it was fall and I was sad.

TBM’s first summer is over. It seemed far away for so long and then WHAM! She was born and everything was green and hot. Now just as suddenly the nights are cool and we need to use the duvet again.  She can blow spit bubbles and what’s next?  Leaving home? I am desperately clinging to the image of her fitting on RRTT’s forearm.

I can remember being 8 and feeling like age 12 was impossibly far away, and now I am a growed-up and I’m having anxiety about our 7-week-old morphing into an emancipated adult and ditching us.

If anyone else is feeling a little bit melancholy about the strange yet familiar smell of the new season drifting in, here is a recipe for a moist and deliciously chocolately zucchini cake. RRTT used yellow summer squash instead of green zucchini because my parents have these yellow bad boys coming out their ears, and they worked delightfully as a substitute. The return of the smell of baking in the kitchen, where the oven is likely to have sat dormant because of the summer heat, will hopefully help you to embrace the change in the air. Or you can just drown your sorrows in some nice cake and pretend you are eating vegetables.

Sleeping in her 2nd favourite spot.

Yellow Summer Squash Chocolate Cake adapted from this recipe from Living the Frugal Life.

2 cups all purpose flour
1 cup unsweetened cocoa
1 1/2 tsp. baking soda
3/4 tsp.salt
1 1/2 cups sour milk (or buttermilk)
2 tsp. vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups sugar
3/4 cup butter (room temp.)
3 eggs
2-3 cups shredded summer squash
1/2 cup chocolate chips (optional)
A sprinkling of walnut pieces for topping

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

Grease 2 bread loaf pans, or 2 9″ cake pans, or any kind of pan that strikes your fancy.

Beat butter and sugar until fluffy. Beat in eggs one at a time. Add milk and vanilla.

Combine dry ingredients (flour, baking soda, salt, cocoa) in a bowl.

Mix dry with butter mixture. Pat shredded squash dry and stir it into batter by hand. Stir in chocolate chips.

Pour batter into pans and sprinkle walnut pieces on top.

Bake for 45-55 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean.

Take a bite.

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